- Mary Ellen: Here's a tip: Lose the braids. It's so South of Olympic, East of Labrea.
- Moesha: Oh and here's a little tip for *you*; Lose the bad attitude because it's just South of "Trouble" and East of "You don't want any".
- Moesha: [Introducing herself to her Homeroom] Hi, I'm Moesha Mitchell and I don't wanna be here.
- Mr. Passmore: Well, that makes two of us.