- [Mister Ed is snickering]
- Wilbur Post: What's so funny?
- Mister Ed: I heard about your little ketchup caper this afternoon.
- Wilbur Post: Where did you hear that?
- Mister Ed: I just happened to stroll by Addison's window and he was telling his wife all about it.
- Wilbur Post: What did he say about me?
- Mister Ed: Sorry, Wilbur. I may talk, but I really don't like using that kind of language.