Quotes
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[last lines]
Wilbur Post : Ed, what do you supposed made us do all that?
Mister Ed : I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.
Wilbur Post : Well, what do you do about it?
Mister Ed : Nothing. Just enjoy it.
[cut to the surface of Mars with a hung-over Moko having an ice bag on his head, under the watchful eyes of Tatti]
Moko : I know I did!
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Wilbur Post : Gordon, I don't understand what is...
Gordon Kirkwood : [as Moko, the possessed Gordon takes a sip of fruit punch] Ugh! Who concocted this mess?
Wilbur Post : You did.
Gordon Kirkwood : [as Moko] Kirkwood did, not I!
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Wilbur Post : [to party crasher Gloria] I'm sorry Miss Laverne, but you are going to have to leave.
Gordon Kirkwood : [as Moko] She certainly is not leaving!
Wilbur Post : She certainly is.
Gordon Kirkwood : [as Moko] Then I'll make sure she stays!
[the invisible Moko then leaves Gordon's head and flies towards Wilbur]
Wilbur Post : As I was saying Miss Laverne, you are leaving...
[Moko now enters and possesses Wilbur]
Wilbur Post : [as Moko] You're leaving Pops and dancing with me!
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Gen. Bromley : Stop this nonsense! You woman, you go home!
Wilbur Post : [as Moko] Now look, grandpa... don't you start lecturing me like Tatti. I'm here to have a ball!
Gen. Bromley : Young man, you must be intoxicated! That young woman leaves this party now, or I'll eject her bodily!
Wilbur Post : [as Moko] Oooo, I guess I'll have to take care of you too.
[the invisible Moko leaves Wilbur's head and quickly enters General Bromley's head]
Gen. Bromley : [as Moko to Gloria Laverne] Oh, my dreamboat. You're beautiful! I love you! Dance with me!
