Mister Ed (TV Series)

Ed Goes to College (1966)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

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• Mister Ed : Wilbur, I'm attending college because I want to become a P.H.D.

  Wilbur Post : P.H.D.?

  Mister Ed : Palomino Horse Doctor.

• Wilbur Post : Ed, I can't belive it. You really did open an animal clinic here in the barn!

  Mister Ed : Shhh! I'm helping a sick chicken here.

  Wilbur Post : [looks at a chicken perched atop a stool]  What's wrong with it?

  Mister Ed : She's expecting her first egg and she's a little nervous about it.

  Wilbur Post : Ed, that's a rooster!

  Mister Ed : Opps!

  Wilbur Post : Didn't you learn in college about how to tell the sexes apart?

  Mister Ed : Yeah, but it must have been the class I missed thanks to you.

  Wilbur Post : What are you going to do now?

  Mister Ed : Well, I was going to give her, or him, some relaxing pills.

  Wilbur Post : Relaxing pills?

  Mister Ed : Yeah, the same kind you took when your father-in-law first came to visit.

• Wilbur Post : [examining a goat]  What's wrong with him?

  Mister Ed : Splitting headaches. He keeps butting his head against fences.

  Wilbur Post : What are you going to do for him?

  Mister Ed : Have him take two asprine and have him to check back on me in the morning. But be careful. Don't let him eat the whole bottle.

• Wilbur Post : [examinating a cow]  What's wrong with her?

  Mister Ed : I hear wheezing between the filet and top sirloin. Must be some kind of breathing blockage. Have her go on a light carb diet with lots of greens.