- Virgil: Greetings, Mighty One. I fear the world needs you once again.
- Max: What? Didn't I just save it last week?
- Virgil: Indeed you did, but you are to join us post-haste. Take the portal by the septic tank to Oregon, turn right at the Sacoya-third truck from the left, then on to the Chinese laundry, and then...
- Max: Whoa, hold the phone, would you, Virg? If I don't get this all down I'm liable to end up in Albania!
- Max: You mean big furry dudes who grow long fangs and hair on their palms and wear bad makeup once a month like the Wolfman?