Mighty Max (TV Series)

A Bellwether in One's Cap (1993)

Tony Jay: Virgil

Quotes 

• Max : My mentor is an over-sized chicken?

  Virgil : I'm a fowl, actually.

• Virgil : Max, my boy. You are Earth's only hope!

  Max : You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.

  Virgil : I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower.

  Max : Oh, and I am?

• Virgil : Every person has a gift, and in their gift, lies their destiny.

• Max : Hey, Virg, can chickens fly?

  Virgil : What was that?

• Virgil : You are Mighty Max, the Chosen One.

  Max : Chosen One? Oh? What'd I win? Cash? Prizes? Video games?

  [He snickers] 

  Max : Where's Ed McMahon?

• Virgil : I am very wise, and shall instruct you in the ways of being a hero... my speciality.

  Max : Great. A chicken teaching me to be brave.