- Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. It's the first rule of zookeeping.
- Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper?
- Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Me and Jack aquaintances. We got close, too close some people said.
- Vince Noir: Yeah
- Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were.
- Vince Noir: That you were bumming him.
- Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I couldn't really find that. Sorry Howard. But I found another song about a train.
- [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]
- Bob Fossil: I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know? With the hand feet
- [shakes his hands to demonstrate]
- Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man.
- [makes face]
- Howard Moon: The gorilla.
- Bob Fossil: Yeah!
- Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company...
- Vince Noir: Sounds alright to me.
- Mr Susan: What? Staring at your own reflection forever?
- Vince Noir: Sounds great.
- Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you?
- Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember?
- Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. I'll make you a cup of tea.
- Howard Moon: Thanks.
- Grim Reaper: Any sugars?
- Howard Moon: No. Well, two. No, sod it, eight!
- Mr Susan: Limbo? Limbo-Bimbo!