Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Hamlets (2003)

Jonathan Hyde: Frank Webster

Quotes 

• Frank Webster : [referring to his family traditions]  ... the youngest goes off to the Crusades, but I decided to join the Godless infidels and became a movie producer.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : You produced "The House of Satan."

  Frank Webster : The highest grossing U.K.-financed movie of the last decade.

  Simon Smythe-Webster : Gross is an appropriate word.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : I've been bullied by the media into holding a press conference. Would you mind taking part please?

  Frank Webster : My pleasure. All publicity is good publicity.

• Frank Webster : What did you expect?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, I probably expected a little more grief from the bereaved, with the possible exception of his mother.

  Frank Webster : You could put it down to the stiff upper lip of the English ruling class. But more likely, it's the fact that nobody liked him.

• Frank Webster : [seeing Barnaby approach]  Here comes the Bogeyman!