- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: [Captain Binghampton is screaming at his wife's picture] Yap, yap, yap, yap, YAP!... I could just scream!
- [Last lines]
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: [Captain Binghampton thinks Ensign Parker is acting erracticly] Parker, are you hitting the hair tonic again?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: [Captain Binghampton finds out his wife has been providing the Japanese with propaganda] Oh, that wife of mine and her big mouth!