- Rhoda Morgenstern: Is this the guy you showed me his picture in the paper and he's adorable?
- Mary Richards: Right
- Rhoda Morgenstern: So what are you staying home for when you can go out with him and little Bess doesn't mind if you leave her with somebody?
- Mary Richards: Rhoda, I can't -
- Rhoda Morgenstern: Ok, I'm gonna help you, Mary. I'll go out with him.
- Lou Grant: What else is on?
- Bess Lindstrom: Well, there's a documentary on about Henry VIII and his six wives.
- Lou Grant: No. That one, I know about.
- Bess Lindstrom: There's 'The Clancy Clan.'
- Lou Grant: What's that?
- Bess Lindstrom: Well, see, they have all these kids; and everyone laughs a lot, 'cause they have all these kids.