- Martin Payne: I'm talking about wanting you , girl. That's what I'm talking about.
- Gina Waters: Martin, Martin, hey, hey. Tonight is our anniversary. You can have me then. All right?
- Martin Payne: Whoa whoa whoa, baby. Didn't we just celebrate our anniversary about 2 months ago?
- Gina Waters: Martin, that was our one-year anniversary of our 1st date. Tonight is our one-year anniversary of the 1st time that you, um... you know.
- Martin Payne: No, I don't know. What?
- Gina Waters: The 1st time you ever said the L word.
- Martin Payne: Lick me?
- Martin Payne: They say you never forget your first kiss. Well, I've never forgot mine. I was eight, she was 11. Rachel Wyatt - sweet face. The girl weighed about 240lbs strong! She was standing by the monkey bars with a weird look in her eyes. So I ran like hell in the other direction, but for a chubby girl, baby was fast. before I knew it, she had pinned me to the ground - just slobbing and kissing all over me.I felt like my face was in a car wash. Messed me up, messed me up bad. To this day, whenever I see someone spitting or washing their car... I think you Rachel Wyatt, my first kiss.
- [wipes his lips]