Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rock and Roll Girl (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Steve Rhoades : [while watching TV with Al]  Hey, look at that blond all over the singer like a coat. Oh, boy, I'd like to give her a...

  [Al and Steve recognize who it is] 

  Steve Rhoades : Oops. Sorry, Al. That's your daughter.

  Al Bundy : [yells at the TV]  Kelly, stop that! Stop that, Kelly! Hang on, pumpkin! Daddy's coming! I'll be right there! Stay there, pumpkin! Daddy's coming!

• [Peggy, Kelly, and Bud are grabbing at Al demanding allowance money] 

  Al Bundy : Get off me! Back, you savages! Back! All right, here's your stinking allowance!

  [Al throws a wad of cash on the floor, and Peggy, Kelly, and Bud break away from Al, and grab at the money, yelling like a literal pack of savage animals] 

  Al Bundy : [sarcastic]  Another Hallmark moment.

• Al Bundy : Marcy just gave me an idea, Two, actually. One: I want to have chicken for dinner tonight. And two: I'm discontinuing your allowance.

• Al Bundy : Look, Peg, I'm not asking for the impossible: a quick, painless death. All I want you to do is earn one lousy dollar. Just find something you do best and get someone to pay you for it.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, okay. Then how about giving me $100 for sex tonight? That's only $50 a minute, Al.

  Al Bundy : Peg, I forgot to tell you it has to be something someone wants.