Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rain Girl (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [singing, while paying the bills]  Man, we're broke, cha-cha-cha! Everybody flat broke, cha-cha-cha! Living in the gutter, cha-cha-cha!

  [pointing at Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : Early grave, cha-cha-cha! Alright, everybody! Shoot me!

• Al Bundy : Oh, yeah. Life's fair!

• Al : [talking to Kelly on her car phone after she gets fired from the TV station]  Hi, Pumpkin. No, I'm not mad. Of course, you can keep the car.

  [to Peg and Bud] 

  Al : She really is an idiot!

• Bud : Now, you see this crack between the stove and the wall? Every now and then, I'll find, say, a fuzzy M&M. Now, you just peel the protective coating and you've got a nice, little dose of simple carbohydrates. And don't throw away that colorful shell! Makes a hearty base for soup.

  Al : Well, I'll get the hanger and a little piece of gum and a-hunting we will go!