Married... with Children (TV Series)
Kiss of the Coffee Woman (1996)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : Kelly, I got you another job. Damn, I'm a good agent. If I was a hot young chick, I couldn't keep my hands off myself.
Kelly Bundy : Well, I guess that makes you a hot young chick.
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Bud Bundy : Just for that, I'm not going to tell you who got the part in the next Romantic Roast coffee commercial.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, please, Bud, please tell me.
Bud Bundy : Well, she's blond, she's standing right next to me, and she doesn't have a brain in her head.
Kelly Bundy : Could you be a little bit more specific?
Bud Bundy : You, you dullard!
Kelly Bundy : What? I got the job? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I mean, all I did was read the lines at the audition. I mean, I didn't even have to uncross my...
[Al stares oddly at Kelly]
Kelly Bundy : My... my fingers, or anything.
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Al Bundy : Kelly, I know you're grown up, even though you still live at home and occasionally pick up the phone when you hear the doorbell. But, sweetheart, look, why do you think I carry your baby picture in my wallet.
Kelly Bundy : That's not me, Dad.
Bud Bundy : That's the picture that came with the wallet.
Al Bundy : Hey, when I bought this wallet, I had a choice - a little boy or a little girl. I picked the little girl. She's symbolic.
Kelly Bundy : She's Chinese, Dad!
Al Bundy : That's what I was hoping you would be!
Kelly Bundy : Oh, Daddy... I'm sorry I'm not Chinese.
Al Bundy : Oh, sweetheart, that all right, now.
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Al Bundy : Kelly, I've given you good fatherly advice in the past.
Kelly Bundy : Daddy, you have never given me fatherly advice.
Al Bundy : Okay, then here's some advice from someone 100 pounds heavier with an 8-inch reach advantage, you are not kissing the neighbor!
Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I am grown up and you can't tell me what to do anymore, so...
[sticks out her tongue]
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Kelly Bundy : Dad, what is really the problem?
Al Bundy : Well, because I... I want to keep you pure.
Bud Bundy : We'd better call Mr. Peabody and the WABAC machine.