Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 2 (1994)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [entering the guys' hotel room in Washington, D.C] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Don't you head lice realize that the people of America have spoken? And America is definitely anti-violence...

  [looks out the window] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Look out!

  [Everyone hits the floor again as another burst of gunfire is heard, shattering another of the windows] 

• [the porn channel is on the TV] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Speaking of the Washington Monument... what is that?

  Jefferson : Uh... C-SPAN is broadcasting the senate page tryouts.

• Peggy : I still say that you guys will never get into the Senate to make your case.

  Al : We will so! Jefferson said he knows people in high places.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Jefferson knows jack!

  [to Jefferson] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : When are you going to stop telling the buffoons these fanciful James Bond-ian tales of derring-do? You know, if you were half has creative with your job resume...

  [two secret service agents enter] 

  Chopper : Good evening, Bullwinkle.

  Jefferson : Hello, Chopper and Geronimo.

  Geronimo : Long time no see.

  Chopper : What's up?

  Jefferson : Iraq, Iran, I married!

  Geronimo : So, what time do you need the wake-up bird?

  Jefferson : 0600 will be fine.

  Chopper : Cool.

  Geronimo : Over.

  Jefferson : Out!

  [the agents exit]