- Al Bundy: What are you talking about? Terry Bradshaw never went to Polk High.
- Marcy: He did for two months in 1965. Just long enough to join the chess club and play Glinda in "The Wizard of Oz"
- Jefferson D'Arcy: [looking at the picture in the Yearbook] That is Bradshaw, right between that munchkin and Dorothy.
- Terry Bradshaw: I'm Terry Bradshaw for Kyoto National Bank.
- Cheerleader: Gimme a K, gimme a Y, gimme an O, T, O
- Terry Bradshaw: Yes, and what does it spell?
- Cheerleader: I have no idea.
- Kelly Bundy: My father, Al Bundy, he did play for Polk High. In fact , he scored four touchdowns in one game. It's the highlight of his life.
- Terry Bradshaw: That's impressive.
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah, well, apparently not to the Bank of Coyote.