Married... with Children (TV Series)

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1 (1997)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Heather Talrico : You box as bad as you act.

  Kelly : Yeah? Well, you box as bad as Brooke Shields acts!

• [Bud is teaching Kelly how to box] 

  Bud : Come on, you fight like a girl!

  Kelly : You pee like one!

  Bud : That was a temporary medical condition.

• Heather Talrico : You know, Bundy, I'd love to shut that black hole you call a mouth.

  Kelly : With what? That planet you call an ass?

• Kelly : Float like a horsefly, sting like a flea! No one can touch me, I'm Kel-ly!