- Thalia Menninger: [Thalia introduces Chatsworth to the Gillises] This is Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.; Mr. and Mrs. Gillis.
- Winifred Gillis: How do you do?
- Herbert T. Gillis: Hi.
- Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.: Charmed.
- [Glancing around the Gillis' humble home]
- Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.: You, uh, live here?
- Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah. What's the matter with it?
- Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.: Oh, nothing, nothing. It's very amusing.
- Herbert T. Gillis: Yeah, we have a lot of fun just sitting around laughing at it.