- [Chairman Koz wants to take a tour of the Macy's department store]
- Napoleon Solo: I'm afraid that might pose a security problem.
- Chairman Georgi Koz: What? Security? Uh, Macy's got a, uh, military installation, too?
- Illya Kuryakin: Uh, what Mr. Solo means is that, uh, it might be difficult to protect you.
- Illya Kuryakin: This moment may go down in history.
- Napoleon Solo: [while watching Chairman Koz dressed as Santa Claus fighting with Francis O'Reilly] He certainly looks like Santa Claus. Very Red.