- Officer Smith: Hey, you look familiar. Have you been in our ride-along program?
- Reese: Uh yeah, sort of...
- Piama Tananahaakna: Francis, I've been on this reservation my whole life. I don't know anything else. I'm just a hick. I'm not like you! I can't just pick up and start a new life whenever I need to. I'm not as brave as you, OK?
- Francis: Brave? I'm not brave! I just didn't know any better!
- Piama Tananahaakna: What?
- Francis: If I had had any idea of how horrible it was up here, I never would've come! And I never would have met you. I'm not brave, I'm stupid and lucky. And you're with me now, so my stupid luck will take care of you.
- Reese: Bull! If they went that fast they'd be squashed in the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around!
- Malcolm: You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it at first, but once you're up to speed, you don't notice. I mean, right now we're on a planet spinning at 1,000mph. That's rotational velocity. We're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000mph. The solar system is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies cos the universe is expanding.
- Dewey: Wee-ee-ee-ee!
- Hal: You just twist and bitch and. You know what let me show you I'll tuck you in.
- Off. Jones: Sir you don't tuck in police officers.