Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
If Boys Were Girls (2003)
Lisa Foiles: Mallory
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Quotes
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Lois : Mallory, I think we're all getting a little bit frazzled. Why don't we talk about this while we're modelling our clothes for each other at home?
Renee : Yeah, that's really good, Mom, because by then, the buzz from her diet pills will have worn off.
Lois : [looks at Mallory] Diet pills?
Mallory : I have a slow metabolism, okay?
[to Renee]
Mallory : And I don't burn off calories having sex with a different boy every night down by the creek!
Lois : [to Renee] I thought you were at band practice every night.
Daisy : There is no band!
Renee : Shut up, Flatsy Patsy. You don't know anything.
Daisy : I know you're pregnant.
Renee : [starts panicking] She is lying. That is ridiculous! I'm not pregnant because I know that sex is wrong, and immoral, and fun... no, wait...
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Hal : [to Mallory] Here you go, sweetie. Here's the make-up you wanted.
Mallory : Oh, thank you so much, Daddy!
Lois : Hal, what are you doing? You said she couldn't have that.
Hal : [while crying] Well, she asked me again, and told me that you said it would be okay after all, and you know, then she started getting all teary-eyed, and, I... I just... I...
Lois : Mallory! How could you do that?
Mallory : Don't worry, Mom. I won't wear it around the house. I know how desperate you are to be the prettiest.