- Malcolm: I'm sick of you always having an edge just because you're an idiot and I'm smart and I'm concerned about consequences. I can be just as vicious and shortsighted as you.
- Reese: Oh, yeah, I'm really scared. Why don't you just-
- [realizes that his arm is stuck to his forehead]
- Reese: Gah! What did you do?
- Malcolm: [holds up tube of Super Glue] I sank to your level. And I have to say, it feels good.