- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Dreams are important, because otherwise, sleep is just eight hours of nothin'.
- MacGyver: Look, if this works, it'll keep us from gettin' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old.
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Smell that sea air?
- MacGyver: Yeah, the ocean's just a couple miles that way. Come on.
- [pointing]
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: I lived by the beach when I was a kid in Jersey city. Well, it really wasn't a beach, it was a drainage ditch. But my mother said it was a beach and I believed.
- MacGyver: All right, where are you staying?
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Ah, some fleabag hotel. The Armstrong. The roaches are friendly.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] A man once said, he went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. Lots of people think fighting's a part of the sport. Well, it shouldn't be. Played the right way, it requires skill, coordination, stamina, and finesse. Of course, a little muscle didn't hurt.
- [last lines]
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: [on being asked if he played in Major League baseball] That's right. '47 Braves. And I can honestly say, for a two-week stretch, team couldn't go anywhere without me.
- MacGyver: [fade back to MacGyver responding to Pete's question] Yep. I think he will like it a lot.