MacGyver (TV Series)
Target MacGyver (1985)
Richard Dean Anderson: MacGyver
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Quotes
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MacGyver : [Pointing a gun at the two kidnappers] Stay! Sit, stay! Good dogs!
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MacGyver : [On the phone] You know that lady general you lost? Well, I found her!
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MacGyver : You haven't changed.
Harry Jackson : I haven't had to and I don't plan to.
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MacGyver : So, you ready for some fishing?
Harry Jackson : I've already been, what do you think we're having for breakfast?
MacGyver : Come on Harry. You're the one that used to tell me you don't fish for fish, you fish for fishing.
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MacGyver : [after seeing Harry knock out one of Axminster's men by smacking him across the face with a small log] Nice!
Harry Jackson : You gotta him 'em just right!
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MacGyver : [voice-over narration] When I was a kid, I used to chew pine pitch like it was gum. It tasted alright, but it burned a LOT better!
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Harry Jackson : [Seeing MacGyver collect pinecones] You getting light-headed Bud? Pinecones?
MacGyver : Sure, Harry. Don't you remember ever throwing one in a fire? What happens?
Harry Jackson : Well, it kinda explodes!
MacGyver : Yep, that's right. Add a little pine pitch and you got the makings of a landmine.
Harry Jackson : Ain't mother nature grand!
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Harry Jackson : [Seeing MacGyver prepare a trap] You sure that'll work?
MacGyver : Nope.
Harry Jackson : Bud, you are a comfort!
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MacGyver : Sometimes you hear about floating grain dust exploding inside a silo - it's called "spontaneous combustion". I'm gonna do it on purpose!
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[first lines]
MacGyver : [voice-over narration] Now, this is what going to the beach is all about.