MacGyver (TV Series)

Halloween Knights (1989)

Richard Dean Anderson: MacGyver

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Quotes 

• Murdoc : They've kidnapped someone very close to me, MacGyver.

  MacGyver : Someone is close to you?

• Ashton Cooke : I'm so sorry about your friend. He must have been a very special person.

  MacGyver : You could say that.

• [first lines] 

  [Milt is beating on his boat's winch] 

  MacGyver : Ahoy there!

  [Milt's banging continues] 

  MacGyver : Hellooo.

  Milt Bozer : [stops]  Oh, well, hi. Happy Halloween. You know anything about electric winches?

  MacGyver : Enough to know that beating it won't do much good.

  Milt Bozer : Yeah. Well, I tried threatening it.

  [recommences the beating] 

  MacGyver : [with increasing urgency]  Wait wait woah woah woah woah whoa! Wait a minute here!

  [Milt stops] 

  MacGyver : I'll make a deal with you. You keep down the racket so I can get some sleep, and I'll take a look at it.

  Milt Bozer : You mean it? Great! Name's Milt Bozer.

  MacGyver : MacGyver.

  Milt Bozer : I could sure use a neighbor who knows how to fix things. Too bad you're moving.

  MacGyver : Who says I'm moving?

  Milt Bozer : Well, the guy with the moving van.

  MacGyver : [runs into his houseboat]  Oh, no. No, no, it can't be, not *again*!

• [MacGyver and Murdoc are trying to get past machine gun fire] 

  MacGyver : Hand me that apple, and the cabbage.

  Murdoc : [puzzled]  Apple and a cabbage?

• Murdoc : Oh, God, no - snakes! Snakes, I hate snakes, MacGyver.

  MacGyver : Well, I'm not too crazy about them myself.