M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Yalu Brick Road (1979)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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B.J. : [attending to a local] Just relax farmer, we'll have you back in the dell in no time.
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B.J. : [the farmer reveals a motorcycle with sidecar] I told you I'd get us out of here. Lost in the wilds of Korea, I lead you straight to Honest Fred's Used Motorcycle Lot.
Farmer : Vroom, vroom.
Hawkeye : Now who are we gonna get to drive this thing?
B.J. : Pierce, this is your lucky day. You're looking at Spokes Hunnicutt, Mill Valley's finest surviving motorcycle rider.
Hawkeye : Oh yeah?
B.J. : We got no problem.
[Looks in the gas tank]
B.J. : We got ONE problem.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Hawkeye and BJ try to get a Korean farmer on his feet] Okay, first thing is, Fred, you're out of today's game.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Yeah, and the second thing is we gotta get him home. That can't be too far, can it?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : How do we do that?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Simple. I figure, uh, he'll be carried by all those who got us lost and walking.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Ah-ha. My mother always told me never to pick up strangers.
[BJ picks up the farmer]
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Ohh! Now I know why.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Pull over here. I think I see a parking place.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : All right, now Beej: We're gonna sit now. Try not to get lost on the way down.
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Hawkeye : [Hawkeye, BJ, and a North Korean soldier all put their hands up] What's going on here, Beej?
B.J. : What are you asking me for?
Hawkeye : I think he's surrendering. Let's put our hands down.
B.J. : Okay. You go first.
Hawkeye : Thanks. How about if we just put one down?
B.J. : Show some guts. Put 'em both down. And if he doesn't shoot you, I'll put mine down. If he does shoot you, I'll put yours up again.
