M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Ringbanger (1973)
Leslie Nielsen: Col. Buzz Brighton
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Once he showed up at an air raid in high heels.
Col. Buzz Brighton : You mean he's a...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : But a good surgeon.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : And nurse!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : And drink your milk.
Col. Buzz Brighton : What milk?
[Radar sneaks a glass of milk into the tent]
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Why THAT milk you were asking for all morning.
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Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : I'm going to feel your leg.
Col. Buzz Brighton : It feels fine.
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Col. Buzz Brighton : What are you doing?
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Taking your pulse.
Col. Buzz Brighton : Well can't you do that without touching me?