- Major Charles Winchester: Pierce, I never thought the day would come when I would admit this... but god, I missed you!
- [suddenly hugs a stunned Hawkeye]
- Capt. Roy Dupree: Here's to the three of us. We're gonna have more fun than a mosquito in a bloodbank.
- Major Charles Winchester: The cruelties of war continue to amaze me.
- Capt. Roy Dupree: Where are my manners? Radar, J.B., this is Captain Low-raine Anderson.
- Nurse Lorraine Anderson: Sometimes it's pronounced Loraine.
- Captain B.J. Hunnicut: Sometimes mine's pronounced B.J.
- Capt. Roy Dupree: [Dupree tries the "Swamp" hooch and downs it in one gulp] Why don't you boys put some whiskey in this punch?
- Captain B.J. Hunnicut: [incredulously] You were a fire eater before you became a doctor!
- Capt. Roy Dupree: Shoot, back home, my mama'd sprinkle this stuff on her ironing board!
- Capt. Roy Dupree: I just love how you people josh around! This is more fun than skinny dippin' in the creek with the Pittman sisters!
- Major Margaret Houlihan: Captain Dupree! There are ladies present!
- Major Charles Winchester: [giving a flirting glance to Nurse Anderson] And accounted for!