M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Private Finance (1979)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : About time you showed up, We got wounded here.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I know, sir. I was almost one of 'em.
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[an angry South Korean woman attacks Klinger with a pitchfork]
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Madame, it's against the rules to fold, spindle, or perforate military personnel!