- Hawkeye: I always feel very patriotic when I come out of OR. My whites are covered with red and it gives me the blues.
- Charles: Here. This is what I risked my life for.
- [hands piece of paper to Colonel Potter]
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: We didn't know if you were late, Charles, or the late Charles. We thought maybe you'd been shot and we were trying to figure out which side did it.
- Charles: Hunnicut, go hurt yourself.
- Hawkeye: [Charles has been punched by Major Finch] Don't worry, Charles, every clout has a silver lining. You just put that tooth under your pillow tonight and by morning, the Winchester fortune will have been increased by a dime.
- Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: Please shut up, Pierce.
- Hawkeye: [Holds up dukes] Oh yeah? You wanna make me?
- Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: Will you just let me bleed in peace?
- Hawkeye: Or in pieces.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: You want to know about my home life so you ask me what I do in the morning?
- Hawkeye: Oh did I say home? I'm sorry, no, I meant the people. The people - people IN the home. I mean, what's a home without people? Just a big house with a dog in it. Don't let me interrupt you. Go ahead. What do you do first thing in the morning?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: I open my eyes. That is generally followed by yawning and getting out of bed. Now stop me if this is getting too exciting for you.
- Hawkeye: No, no, this is great. What do you do then?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: I go downstairs, and Peg pours me a damn cup of coffee and I drink it. What difference does it make what I do in the morning?
- Hawkeye: You're right, you're right. I've been running that subject into the ground. Let's just drop it.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: Good.
- Hawkeye: What do you do in the afternoon?