M*A*S*H (TV Series)
None Like It Hot (1978)
Jeff Maxwell: Pvt. Igor Straminsky
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Quotes
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Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Can we move along, sir? We've already had three servers faint from the steam.
Hawkeye : I'll just have the salad. Brown lettuce?? What am I supposed to do with it, eat it or smoke it?
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You think that's brown? Look at that mayonnaise.
Hawkeye : [dumps his food] Right back at you.
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You want green, have the liver.
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Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Everybody's got 10 minutes, Major. If someone goes 11, I've got orders to shoot.