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M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mail Call Three (1978)
Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter
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Quotes
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [after getting a letter that his wife wants a divorce] This is the worst day of my life.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Don't be ridiculous. You're gonna have a lot worse days than this.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Thank you, sir.
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Father Francis Mulcahy : I'm sorry to disturb you, sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Ah, it's okay. I have to get up in another six hours anyway.
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Father Francis Mulcahy : I could have stopped him, and I didn't. Now he's gone AWOL behind my back.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Who?
Father Francis Mulcahy : I stopped by to look in on him, and now he's gone.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Klinger?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Yes.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : When?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Well, I was talking to him in the Officers Club around 11:00, and now it's about 3:00. I should say somewhere between 11:00 and 3:00.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Pretty good guess.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I have scruples, you know. When I leave the army, it'll be the honorable way: With a Section 8.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : That's it, son. Always go with your best pitch.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : You jackass! What kind of idiotic stunt was that? For two cents, I'd slam you in the hoosegow and throw away the key.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Welcome home, Klinger.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Joyriding around Korea in the middle of the night. Could've gotten yourself killed! Now what do you have to say for yourself?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Colonel, I gotta tell you...
Col. Sherman T. Potter : I don't want to hear it!