Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Trying to find out what BJ stands for] What if I guess your name?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Fine.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Belvidere Jehosaphat?
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Who would name their kid BJ?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : My mother, Bee Honeycut, and my father, Jay Honeycut.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Still trying to guess what BJ stands for] Was your mother Mexican?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : No.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : That eliminates Benito Juarez.
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [Coercing Radar to open BJ's personal file] For Pete's sake, Colonel Rayburn is right behind that door. What if she walks in on us?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Okay, I'll marry you...