M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Last Laugh (1977)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Hawkeye, the tent is spinning around.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Which way?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Clockwise.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Mine's going counter-clockwise. Maybe together we're sober.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : [trips while drunk] Did I fall down?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Nope.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : I didn't think so.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : General, I have not seen this hat, as long as my head has lived.
General Fox : Put it on!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [BJ puts on the hat which goes down around his nose] That's his hat all right.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : He'll be walking back here in about 20 minutes.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Walking back?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : The only thing gassed up in that Jeep was us.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : C'mon, this is ridiculous. The army has all my credentials. Acme Medical School. Residency at Joe's Hospital and Auto Supply. And there's my practice at Schultz's mortuary.