M*A*S*H (TV Series)
House Arrest (1975)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : Get your dirty hands off me!
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Frank, I just washed them!
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Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : I've never been to a rape before.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Maybe for your next birthday.
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Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : I specifically told Major Burns that a bar of soap on the floor can be very slippery.
Henry Blake : Frank says Pierce hit him.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Oh, no, no, Henry. When Frank fell on the soap, Hawkeye tried to break his fall.
Henry Blake : By jamming his fist in Frank's eye?
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Henry Blake : All right, now how did Frank get the black eye?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : When he fell he hit the sink.
Henry Blake : Whammo!
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Right!
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Should I write "whammo", sir?
Henry Blake : Uh, no, no, it doesn't sound too G.I. Make it...
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : ..."Socko".
Henry Blake : Uh, no, no. That's too Moon Mullins. Make it "Bam". Okay, so Frank slipped, fell, hit the sink.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : That's my testimony.
Henry Blake : Okeydokey.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [writes] "Okeydokey."
Henry Blake : No, strike the okeydokey. Make it, uh, "very well".
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Very well.