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Quotes
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Hawkeye : [Hawkeye's back is hurting] I already x-rayed it. There's nothing there.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Nothing? No spine? Nothing?
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Hawkeye : You know what your trouble is?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Yes, I'm dying.
Hawkeye : That's not your trouble.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Right. My trouble is I'm not dying fast enough.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [after completing an operation] I just knitted a soldier.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [Reading from a medical journal while performing a surgery] The ileocolic segment is turned upward, and the end of the ileum anastomosed to the end of the esophagus... -blues.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Everything under control?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You know what this reminds me of? Assembling those toys I got as a kid. Fold Flap A into Slot B. I could never tell my flap from my slot.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : You can't find that kid's Flap A, don't guess.
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Hawkeye : Did I ever tell you, you look cute with your shirt off?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : No.
Hawkeye : I think I know why.