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Hawkeye : What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.
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Col. Potter : I learned about foot care in World War I from Captain Harry S Truman, no less. He had a great pair of feet.
Hawkeye : Imprints of which may be found on General MacArthur's backside.
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Hawkeye : Where'd you get this scar, Father?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Oh, that. My sister bit my toe.
Hawkeye : Your sister, the nun?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Now, nun. Then, angry child.
