M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Chief Surgeon Who? (1972)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker : May I make a suggestion about Major Burns?
Henry Blake : Yes, Sir.
Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker : Give him a high colonic and send him on a ten-mile hike.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : With full pack.
Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker : Good touch.
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Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Halt!
Henry Blake : Klinger!
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Who goes there?
Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker : The man's naked!
Hawkeye : Aw, come on, Klinger, put on a dress or something.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : At least a slip!
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Hawkeye : Threes and nines are wild. If you want, you can buy a new card on an open four.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Except February, which has 28.