Photos
Quotes
-
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Uh, hello. Excuse me. I'm conducting a man-in-the-ward interview. If a patient wont pay you for services rendered, how do you collect?
Jin : [Translates in Korean to Drs Wu & Po while Charles and Hawkeye speak; Wu & Po answer]
Major Charles Winchester : Ahh, Pierce, still at odds with the American way?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Yeah, I'm fed up with the system of checks and imbalances.
Jin : Dr. Wu says he would take a chicken.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I beg your pardon?
Jin : We often accept farm animals in payment.
Major Charles Winchester : Gentlemen, it is very, very risky to accept personal chicks.
[Chuckles]
-
Col. Sherman T. Potter : [as Charles speaks condescendingly to the Korean doctors] Careful, Winchester. Don't add insult to surgery.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Now, Colonel, that's just part of his bed-snide manner.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Isn't it clever the way Charles can come into an alien country and alienate everyone?