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- P.A. Announcer: Attention, all personnel. Here's a sampling of world temperatures. Miami Beach, a warm 85. Majorca, a balmy 79. Santiago-- chilly? Not today! 94 degrees.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: And closer to home, we can expect a warming trend. Our midday temperatures reaching puberty levels, 13 to 16 degrees.