M*A*S*H (TV Series)

A War for All Seasons (1980)

Jeff Maxwell: Pvt. Igor Straminsky

Quotes 

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : In a few minutes we're going to be decobbing corn, thanks to you and your khaki thumb.

  Father Mulcahy : Don't I know it. All week I've been dreaming of getting butter on my cheeks, juice on my shirt, and a niblet wedged between two molars.

  [walks up to the table] 

  Father Mulcahy : Where is the corn?

  Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You're looking at it. The mushy stuff.

  Father Mulcahy : You... You creamed it!

  [on the verge of tears] 

  Father Mulcahy : You... you ninny!

  Cpl. Igor Straminsky : [everybody yells at Igor]  I was just trying to be helpful. Next Fourth of July you can eat it on the cob for all I care.