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Maj. Frank Burns : Ah, don't make me nervous, Margaret. I'll shake my bb's loose.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : It's too late, Frank.
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Maj. Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me, huh?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Maj. Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Maj. Frank Burns : My pores won't close!