- Lucy Ricardo: [telling the story of meeting Ricky on a cruise to Havana with her pal, Susie Macnamara] We saved our money to go on this ocean cruise. Y'see, Susie and I were looking for some... culture.
- Fred Mertz: The way I remember it, you had your hooks out for a man.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, let's just say we were looking for some cultured men.
- Susie MacNamara: [later, on shipboard, they seem to be getting nowhere] I have searched this boat stem to stern, top to bottom, fore and aft, and I haven't found one available man. I hate to tell you, Lucy: we're travelling on a floating YWCA.
- Lucy Ricardo: Brother, they weren't kidding when they said this ship was on its maiden voyage.
- Lucy Ricardo: [as they commiserate, Fred Mertz strolls by, and they look him over] Well, he's better than nothing.
- Susie MacNamara: I was looking for something a little younger.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, so was I.
- Lucy Ricardo: [she takes another long look at Fred, then turns to Susie] Y'know, the farther we go, the younger he looks.
- Cruise Director: [when they go ashore in Havana, the Cruise Director arranges some dates for the girls] Well, they were very shy, but I arranged everything... Have a good time, huh?
- Lucy Ricardo: Thank you.
- Susie MacNamara: Well, things are looking up.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah. Who gets who?
- Susie MacNamara: [since they both want Carlos, and neither wants Ricky, they flip a coin] Heads.
- Lucy Ricardo: [when it comes up Heads, Lucy gets desperate] Two out of three?
- Susie MacNamara: Oh, Lucy, don't be so fussy. You're only going for a sightseeing tour. You're not going to marry the guy!
- Ricky Ricardo: [after they all meet, Carlos and Ricky also disagree about how they should pair up] I'll take the blonde.
- Carlos Garcia: No, that's the one I want. You take the other one.
- Ricky Ricardo: The other one is not my type.
- Carlos Garcia: What's the matter with her?
- Ricky Ricardo: I don't like redheads.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Carlos takes a coin from his pocket and flips it] Cara.
- Carlos Garcia: [he looks at the coin] Hee, hee, cruz! Ha ha ha.
- Ricky Ricardo: Dos por tres...
- Carlos Garcia: No, no, no, Ya gané.