- Charlie Gimbert: [Rhetorically] Is it genuine? It's the only question I ask these days of antiques and women.
- Charlotte Cavendish: [Angry that her house has been burgled] Who do these people think they are?
- Lovejoy: They're burglars. That's who they think they are.
- Charlotte Cavendish: [Needing help to recover her stolen artworks] Will you help me or not?
- Lovejoy: Expenses, Charlotte. 10% of the insurance evaluation.
- Charlotte Cavendish: Do you ever do anything for free, Lovejoy?
- Lovejoy: That's a very natty idea, but I don't think it'll catch on.