- Miss Taylor: [Showing him a sealed envelope] You know what this is, don't you, Mr. Lovejoy?
- Lovejoy: I can see it's not a singing telegram.
- Bert Frobel: [Referring to the Arab wedding veil] Where did you get it?
- Lovejoy: It fell out of the sky.
- Bert Frobel: The only thing that falls out of the sky in this country is bird shit!