- [Lovejoy and Charlotte are walking on a path round the edge of a large lawn in the quadrangle of a Cambridge college]
- Lovejoy: Why don't we just make a beeline across the grass?
- Charlotte Cavendish: Because it would be worse than raping the Chancellor's wife on the altar of King's College Chapel.
- Lovejoy: Who is the Chancellor?
- Charlotte Cavendish: I think it's the Duke of Edinburgh.
- Lovejoy: Oh, we'll stick to the path, then. His wife's got enough problems!
- Charlotte Cavendish: You've got a determined look in your eye.
- Lovejoy: What look's that?
- Charlotte Cavendish: The one you get when you're determined.