HELP! MURDER! is the impassioned cry of frazzled passenger Denise Fredricks when she sees her husband Bert acting suspiciously, when in fact, Bert is merely arranging a surprise party for her birthday. ISAAC THE GROUPIE falls head over heels for well-known recording artist Roxy Blue when she takes a cruise, but is the feeling mutual? MISTER POPULARITY is Robert Tanner, a polite but overly talkative bachelor whose constant and boring chatter drives fellow passengers Myra and Harvey Grove to distraction, until they come to suspect that he might be a jewel thief traveling incognito.