Movie star Janine Adams (
Joan Collins), who has been divorced from nine husbands, boards the Princess for a cruise, without knowing that a tabloid reporter is in tow to write a story about her love life. When Capt. Stubing (
Gavin MacLeod) develops feelings for her, speculation arises that he could become her tenth husband. Lydia Harris (
Delta Burke) plans to marry her wealthy fiancé Lawrence Jurgens (
Jeffrey Tambor) in Acapulco, but her ex-lover/ex-hairdresser Ron (
Richard Gilliland) is on the same cruise and is determined to win her back. Frustrated golf widow Kathy Costello (
Stella Stevens) takes the cruise alone, while her husband Joe (
Monte Markham) plays in a golf tournament. But when she boards, she is reunited with her former lover Ted Cole (
Ron Ely), after a separation of ten years.
—Maisie Fleckum