Quotes
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Joe Rossi : How did the thieves get in the building? It took me ten minutes to get by two doormen and the TV monitors.
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Joe Rossi : I've got to hand it to me: this is good. I'm a good writer.
Billie Newman : And modest, too.
Joe Rossi : Modesty is the opiate of the mediocre.
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Billie Newman : [having just angrily hung up her phone] That was your friend, Higgins at the Hall of Records.
Joe Rossi : [giggles] He's a character, ain't he?
Billie Newman : [mock laughter] Ah, haha, I can think of a better word to describe him.
Joe Rossi : You know, Higgins can be very helpful sometimes.
Billie Newman : Did he ever ask you to sleep with him in return for his help?
Joe Rossi : He asked me to go camping with him, once...
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Detective Collins : Rossi! This is Saturday. Don't you ever take a day off?
Joe Rossi : I had a day off last year.
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Joe Rossi : [punching his leg while on a stakeout] I've lost all feeling in this leg.
Detective Collins : What are you worried about? You don't write with your legs, do ya?