- [Clark walks in on the office being frozen and starts laughing at Jimmy wearing Lois's dress]
- Jimmy Olsen: [begins to wake up] What's so funny, CK?
- Lois Lane: [wakes up and realizes that she's in her underwear] Griffin! Jimmy give me back my dress.
- Clark Kent: Now that's something you don't hear around the newsroom everyday.
- Jimmy Olsen: How do you get this thing off?
- Lois: ...the police are looking for the Prankster, and Superman, I'm sure is on the job, so the President would probably be safer here in Metropolis than he would be in the White House.
- Agent Carrigan: And what would you know about the White House, ma'am?
- Lois: N-nothing. Nothing. I-I was just... sample, you know? Could've said 'safer than a bug in a rug', or... 'two peas in a pod'...
- Agent Carrigan: Are you on any type of medication, ma'am?
- Clark Kent: Look on the bright side, Lois. At least no harm was done.
- Perry White: Tell that to my tie! I loved this tie. Why couldn't it have been that ugly fish tie that Alice bought me for Christmas?
- Lois: What'd ya open the door for?
- Clark Kent: I don't know. I thought maybe for a moment there, maybe...
- Lois: What? You were gonna stick your foot out and drag it along the street and stop the car?
- Clark Kent: [shrug] Hmm.
- Lois: You've been watching too many Flintstones cartoons.
- Clark Kent: I think the better question, Chief, is why was Griffin here in the first place?
- Lois Lane: My continuing degradation comes to mind.
- Clark Kent: No, I think that's just a bonus.
- Kyle Griffin: [to Lois, chained to a pressurized steam boiler] Today we're going to turn the pressure all the way up to here.
- [indicating the danger zone]
- Kyle Griffin: Thank's for playing along. Johnny, tell her what she's won
- Victor: A trip for one into orbit. Don't get steamed.